Much Ado About Everything

Well, I feel as though I have been neglecting my internet fans for quite some time now, and for that I apologize. Much has happened in the last month since my last post, I'll try and cover just the big events.

I, like this guy, also became connected to the cellular world. Like Eric, I own a Motorola, however, Nextel is my giver of instant connections to the outside world. We have enjoyed a budding relationship thus far. Her charming ring, "Jazz Ology," has brought me more joy than I can express in words.

Following the purchase of a cell phone was a double bachelor party for my brother and one of his friends. The day consisted of drinking (while golfing), drinking (while grilling), going to the beach (Lake Michigan), and drinking (while playing cards). Turned out to be a great day, partially due to the attractive female workers at the golf course.

I've also had the opportunity to go wakeboarding a couple of times. I've taken a couple hard hits, but I like to think that I've looked good while doing so. We even taped ourselves the last time, which turned out to be a great idea.

I know there is one more thing....oh yeah, my brother John was united in holy matrimony to Mary this past Saturday. It was a lovely wedding, although the temperature had to be about 130 degrees inside my tuxedo, I was still honored to participate as the best man. I also gave, what I like to call, an incredible impromptu toast at the reception. I had them laughing, crying, and almost everything in between (maybe someone who was at the reception would like to leave a comment about it???).

I continue to answer phones at work. I even hung up on 2 people yesterday, which brings my count up to 2 on hanging up on rude customers. My next big post may be about my camping trip with the guys in late July. Its something that is bound to result in at least one good story each hour.

Anywho, sorry for the long break in posts, hopefully you'll continue to be my faithful readers.