What We've Learned

Well, another summer has gone by and I want to take this opportunity to share with you a portion of what I and my friends have learned.

1. All Larry Brown wanted was a World Championship trophy and ring--he used the Detroit Pistons

2. Mike Tyson will first "gut you like a fish" and then "eat your children" with no remorse whatsoever.

3. Wedding services have no comparison to funeral services, no matter what the preacher says.

4. Do your best not to let the front of your wakeboard submerge under water--resluts will be very painful for days.

5. Grand Haven, Michigan over the 4th of July is a always a good time.

6. Ottawa County (where Grand Haven is located) does not sell any alcohol on Sundays, ever.

7. When riding a Sea-Doo, be careful not split your toes open on the side rail. I used to think this was impossible until this summer.

8. If you think something is impossible, let Curt have a go at it to prove you wrong (see #4 above).

9. Do not shoot Jim with an air soft gun. He will pistol-whip you, knee you in the gut and then send you to the hospital for stitches.

I'm sure we learned many other things this summer, but after all, I cannot write what I cannot remember.